Topper's TravelsTopper Kain's blog. Topper Kain is a world-famous kazoo player and traditional norwegian food chef. He wants you to use the comments. Sunday, January 27, 2002Eric says:"Write a well-organized essay in which you explain how the poet converys not just a literal description of picking blackberries but a deeper understanding of the whole experience." Freddie Roosevelt says: Oh no Freddie Roosevelt says: what is this for? Eric says: ap english Eric says: this poet needs a life Eric says: he's talking about picking blackberries and eating them Eric says: and it sounds like he's having an orgasm Eric says: he needs a girlfriend, cause something is horribly wrong when you have to resort to having sex with blackberries Freddie Roosevelt says: you see that is EXACTLY why I opted to take the class pass/fail, just so I don't have to do stuff like that... Freddie Roosevelt says: okay, now that is funny Eric says: there are blackberries on my street Eric says: and little kids walk by them on the way home from school Eric says: can you imagine what it would do to a kid Eric says: if he walked by them Eric says: and heard a moaning coming out of them Eric says: and then invesigated and saw a guy making love to blackberries? Freddie Roosevelt says: ROTFLOL Eric says: if i saw that happening i would just go have myself castrated Eric says: plus, blackberries have thorns, that's gotta hurt! Eric says: but thorns are like horns, so i guess you could say blackberries are horny Freddie Roosevelt says: LOL Eric says: which brings us to the moral of the story: Eric says: "Don't have sex with blackberries." Freddie Roosevelt says: LOL Freddie Roosevelt says: I think you need to use that as your essay Eric says: yeah Eric says: i'm writing about the meaning of life instead .: posted by Topper 10:06 PM
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