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Friday, April 12, 2002

Back to semi-weekly updates I think. Maybe. Probabaly not. Anyway, I the first thing I will inform everyone of, since I just found out myself, is that I will be working as a Materials Science Technician at Concurrent Technologies Corporation's outpost in Bremerton. This is a cool job that I am excited to work at, but unfortunately the pay sucks. I think I may get a third job (in addition to the one just mentioned and lifeguarding) helping install television stuff for more money, but we'll see if my schedule allows it.

Next item of my agenda: Mrs. Taylor is obsessed with sex and death. Today we did some Emily Dickenson poem about her sexuality as women which refferred to a penis as a small pink worm and a snake. I nearly threw up.

Speaking of throw up, has anyone heard of that new perfurme named Ralph? What bozo in the marketing department of Ralph Lauren came up with that one? That's almost as bad as marketing the Nova in latin america as "the Nova", whick literally translated means "no go."

Oh, I'm going to CK's prom with Anna Robins. It should be fun.

Umm, what else... oh! Oly's guys team finally won a track meet!!! Hoorah for the Trojans!!!

Guess that is it... except for:
QUOTE OF THE SEMI-RANDOM TIME PERIOD-
"Computers have made it possible for humankind to make more mistakes in less time then any invention in history, with the possible excpetion of Tequila and hand guns."

.: posted by Topper 4:25 PM


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