Topper's TravelsTopper Kain's blog. Topper Kain is a world-famous kazoo player and traditional norwegian food chef. He wants you to use the comments. Sunday, March 30, 2003I'm up at 5:43 AM PST. Why? Cause Hans's friend Erin, better known as naked guy, is on campus again after getting banned from it twice in the last year. First, Naked Guy and the upperclassmen enjoy a full night of drunken revelery while I work on, well, school work. Normally this doesn't annoy me a bit, but naked guy is sitting right outside me room screaming out the lines to hip hop songs, which are being played on a speaker inside backhall about 10 feet from my door, all of which gets echoed and amplified by the nature of backhall's design. So that sucks, but they stop by the start of quiet hours (4 AMish) However, at around 4:01 AM, Naked Guy pisses off his host Hans. I don't know why, I think it had something to do with him peeing on something of Hans's. It doesn't really matter. So for about an hour, hour and a half, I'm listening to naked guy and Hans yell at each other through Hans's door, which is about 10 feet from my own door. For some reason, unbeknownest to me, Naked Guy decides to house down Keller's, Hans's, and lil' Nick's, and consequentaly all of backhall, rooms with a fire extinguishar. This sets off the fire alarm. So, I ended up standing outside with about 15 other people who are standing outside at 5:30 AM in the morning, coughing up fire extinguisher powder, and basically standing in line to tell campus security who naked guy is and where he ran off to. Naked Guy better hope that Camp Sec finds him before he comes wandering back up here. Cause I'll be looking for something big and heavy to hit him with next time I see him..: posted by Topper 6:04 AM
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