Topper's Travels
Topper Kain's blog. Topper Kain is a world-famous kazoo player and traditional norwegian food chef. He wants you to use the comments.
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Quotes (not from me):
"Your girlfriend's got pretty nice tits now that she's fat."-Anon.
"I hate people who threaten earth. I'll kill them. Come on, threaten to destroy earth, I'll kill yah." - A certain drunk Irishman
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