Topper's Travels
Topper Kain's blog. Topper Kain is a world-famous kazoo player and traditional norwegian food chef. He wants you to use the comments.
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
(20:54:48) topkai22: our forecast here has rain predicted everyday for the next ten days, but has seven different TYPES of rain predicted
(20:55:14) FraxalatoAIM: whoa
(20:55:16) topkai22: yeah
(20:55:21) topkai22: we are like the eskimos
(20:55:30) FraxalatoAIM: I didn't know there were that many kinds
(20:57:16) topkai22: Showers; Rain / Snow Showers; Light Rain; Few Showers; Mostly Cloudy (okay, not really rain); Rain / Snow; Scattered Showers; and finally, Rain
(20:57:34) FraxalatoAIM: wow
Monday, December 22, 2003
What the hell? Peyton Manning scored 1 pt in my championship fantasy football game. 1 point!!! He's been avreging something like 30!!! Ahh well, at least I get the $5 consolation prize...
Saturday, December 20, 2003
A note to the powers that be: The eldest son of a household should never, EVER, come home on Christmas break to Thanksgiving leftovers...
Thursday, December 11, 2003
I just ate a cheese bagel, it was very good.
Monday, December 08, 2003
names changed to protect the innocent:
topkai22: "Jhoana likes Parker, but Parker likes Julie. But Julie lives in France.
France is a bad place to keep a girl, as I know "tous au puits"
and they're all just one person off
Catherine101484: haha
Catherine101484: more more
Catherine101484: why are you not doing more
Catherine101484: susie wants me to tell you that she loves you
topkai22: Tommy likes girl, Katie her name;
Katie likes Tommy too, but can't see past her work;
So Tommy's left standing alone, thinking he has no game.
Katie should pack her bags and come with him up North; But Tommy'll just have to drink away the fact that he's met a dearth; And hope to God that some day she just comes back down to earth
Catherine101484: wow that is good
Catherine101484: and cute
Catherine101484: and sad
topkai22: yeah, I'll rework yours. It's hard to do, cause I don't want to include some wild guess work
Catherine101484: like what
topkai22: Anything having to do with Jane. Except
"Jane like Dick, but his name says it all;
she really should just pass;
it up and move on to more fruitful grounds;
or at least give up on him and make the rounds
Catherine101484: haha
Catherine101484: read my profile
topkai22: sweet
Catherine101484: haha
topkai22: i should save these
Catherine101484: you should
topkai22: hmmm, let's see, Garret and Susie...
topkai22: Susieh likes Garret, and Garret likes Susie;
but garret is the strong, silent type you see;
Susieh likes a more active type, more than Garret tends to be;
so they'll just pass in the hall, looking longingly
topkai22: damn, I'm on fire
topkai22: not really.
Catherine101484: yes you are
Ego boost of the night:
Colin-"Sorry, I didn't see you there Catie, I was focusing on Topper."
Catie-"I know, it's hard not to."
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