Topper's TravelsTopper Kain's blog. Topper Kain is a world-famous kazoo player and traditional norwegian food chef. He wants you to use the comments. Saturday, February 28, 2004wow, Sam just broke up with his girlfriend of... well since a month after we got here. Steve (my last year roommate) broke up with his gf of at least two years last month. WTF is up?.: posted by Topper 5:12 AMThursday, February 26, 2004Sam, my roommate, never sleeps in our room. Ever. It's happened maybe three times since I've been here. So imagine my suprise when I walk into the room and find him sleeping on the couch. Examining this situation more closely I find on his chest the cause of this oddity: A copy of "Jane Eyre" that he is reading for his lit class..: posted by Topper 5:02 PMMonday, February 23, 2004Volleyball- I'd be good if I wasn't so terrible..: posted by Topper 11:03 PMSunday, February 15, 2004Only in LA do you run into traffic at 3 AM...I was driving down the 10 freeway at 3 AM this morning after having to drive to West Covina to fax off an application when all of sudden the cars in front of me slammed on their brakes. I managed to do the same, but I was shocked: I was in bumper to bumper traffic at 3 AM in the morning. It was surreal. After about five minutes the traffic cleared up and I saw what had caused it: rubbernecking at flipped car an the CHP officers inspecting it. Man that pissed me off. I worked all day today, from afternoon till post-midnight, on job apps and I only got two done. I still have tons of school work due on Tuesday, and my sleep schedule is all F-ed up. Does it ever end? Probably not for another 3 or so months. KROQ is having the "90s Flashback Weekend" I. Feel. Old. and I'm not yet 20. It makes me sad though, I'm not sure if we'll ever have an era of music quite like the 90s. Probably not, as eras of music have yet to repeat themselves. It keeps on evolving I guess. I just hope hip-hop, rap, and production pop does not continue it's march of dominance. Let's hope someone of our generation picks up the microphone and says "No more! I'm going to be a Rock Super Star! Big house, Five Car.... " no wait, that's already been done. And it was a shitty song. Damnit. Maybe we'll find a way to resurrect Kurt Kobain, re-unite SoundGarden and the Smashing Pumpkins, have Green Day and Offspring stop producing shit, get the President's back on the road, get the spice girls back together, bring back that "I'm too sexy" song, color changing Tee-Shirts, slow down computers to a snails pace, and have everyone go around in trios saying "Bud--wise---errrr". Or maybe I should just adapt to the times. Oh well. At least I can relive the 1990s at www.inthe90s.com .: posted by Topper 4:26 AMMonday, February 09, 2004My roommate Sam and I are brewing beer, about 5 gallons of it. It's been a pretty boring process so far, mostly consisting of letting our room smell like bread. However, two nights ago I was awakened late at night to a loud BANG and glass shattering. Naturally, I thought this was just the seniors being jackasses again, but the next day our room started to smell even more like bread than usual. This morning I awaken to Sam shouting "OH SHIT!!!" Turns out that bang was a gallon of our beer over carbonating and exploding the wine jug it was, all over Sam's bed. We produced a beer bomb!.: posted by Topper 5:09 PMMonday, February 02, 2004topkai22: damnit, how fucking long is my metreosexual suitemate going to take a showerCMSgirl2004: hahahaha CMSgirl2004: thats goin on the profile CMSgirl2004: :-) topkai22: haha, no prob topkai22: he was giving me crap about not using face soaptopkai22: I didn't even know they made different soap for your face CMSgirl2004: lol CMSgirl2004: yeah they do CMSgirl2004: haha topkai22: I think it's kind of like my prada story CMSgirl2004: which is that? topkai22: My friend from a really upscale private school was describing her classmates: Allison-"My school was like a constant fashion show. Everybody was always wearing the newest Gucci, Calvin Klien, Prada..." I interrupt her, "Prada! That's a real brand! I thought they made that up for Family Guy! You know, Prad-a, prod-uct. Making fun of expensive fashions." Allison- "Oh my god. What high school did you go to again?" CMSgirl2004: hahahaha CMSgirl2004: thats an awesome story topkai22: I'm such an uncouth heathen CMSgirl2004: it should be made up. it just means you are paying way too much money for something not worth it CMSgirl2004: it just means you are apart of this real world CMSgirl2004: instead of the wierd twisted world some people with too much money live in CMSgirl2004: its not such a bad thing CMSgirl2004: alright i need sleep babe topkai22: yeah. And I bet you none of those rich kids can give the two major arguements in the ford/chevy debate CMSgirl2004: hah topkai22: #1-"chevy's better" #2-"no, ford is!" CMSgirl2004: haha topkai22: yeah, me too .: posted by Topper 2:24 AM |
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