Topper's Travels
Topper Kain's blog. Topper Kain is a world-famous kazoo player and traditional norwegian food chef. He wants you to use the comments.
Sunday, May 18, 2003
on an unnamed senior's door- "[Senior's name], I want to make out with you. By the way, I'm drunk" -K, you know who this is.
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Quotes (not from me):
"Your girlfriend's got pretty nice tits now that she's fat."-Anon.
"I hate people who threaten earth. I'll kill them. Come on, threaten to destroy earth, I'll kill yah." - A certain drunk Irishman
Sunday, May 11, 2003
Oh, and I'd like the world to take note: I am a badass.
Why, other than being a totally cool guy, is Topper Kain a badass?
Current weight lifting maxs:
Bench Press-300 lbs
Clean- 235 lbs
Squat- 475 lbs
Total- 1005 lbs
so. Instead of sleeping I spent all night trying to figure out why I only had my computer only had channels of sound on my 6 channel speaker system. Turns out that the those other channels of sound don't work so well WHEN THEY AREN"T PLUGGED IN...
I've spent the rest of the morning watching back to the future movies.
Friday, May 02, 2003
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT AN A IN CS60!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad 1- so did everyone else
and 2- all my other grades are Cs and Ds...
Thursday, May 01, 2003
... After being told about an incorporated brothel in Australia:
rachelkathleen02: but atleast they are unionized then
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